I don't want to brag or anything, but...

- in London people fart backwards.
- I can still fit into my communion dress.
- I have the best online friends ever.

- I'm tweeting too hard.

- My sex is better than yours, for sure.

'Perhaps the less we have, the more we are required to brag.'

― John Steinbeck, East of Eden

― Fernando Poo
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