Why this need to do this, darling?

As I care little about the consequences, and I'd like to add to my diary a personal ranking that I've made, I just hope it is not morally incorrect to do this:

Number one: this male, being myself a heterosexual female, turned me into one officially. I did not know I could desire a male until I madly enjoyed this amazing man's friendship. Being fun and crazy was the base of our relationshit. With a beginning in a Jim & Pam way, I'm still thankful for the ride. This was the happiest moment of my life, actually.
One year and a half
Relationshit level: you would call it 'boyfriend'. I would say brother
Performance: very good
Pleasure: always
Yupiii: always

Number two: the interest in this male was much more superficial, specially in the sense of trying to find in him tastes that were similar to mine. As everything intentional, the result is forced and not a real friendship is built up. I was surprised when I found out how much more superficial his interest was than mine. Apart from this, I must say this man doesn't know he forced me the first time 'it' happened. Ya decía yo que no me sentía cómoda :/
One year and a half
Relationshit level: what you know as boyfriend /cliché 'boyfriend' / (more sexual than friendly contract)
Performance: very good
Pleasure: always
Yupiii: always

Number three: for almost three months I had this other male. He was bossy, aggressive and he decided how we had it (it was such a turn-off). A sexist beast. We would have fun and make out
Almost three months
Relationshit level: lío
Performance: varied
Pleasure: sometimes
Yupiii: 3 times?

Number four: what appeared to me as a cute, shy, good looking gamer, turned out being a very basic machuno with the education of the medium-upper class. He farted in different occasions and I tried to avoid the topic so he felt better. But in the end, he was only trying to use me. He didn't want to have fun, so he only took me to a place so he could fuck, this beast. I call this episode 'the most mediocre moment of my life as a mammal'
Not even a month
Relationshit level: basement
Performance: 'I want to go home'/lazy/farts/stinking gums (obvious gingivitis)
Pleasure: 'what am I doing here?'/is it really pity?
Yupiii:

Number five: a very intelligent but not nurturing psychopath. Much older + teacher= I thought he'd be mature. He didn't tell me he had papiloma until a month later. We were only together for a night. At this time, my mechanisms didn't even work anymore. So nothing happened. He said I was such a good kisser.
One night as mammals
Relationshit level: psychotic
Performance: looked good
Pleasure:?
Yupiii:?

Number six: my last male was a very respectful guy. We had different mindsets but some similar ideas. We both desire good to others and we caught along very well. And he actually proved to be a feminist! I'm glad my experiences as a female mammal ended with this prototype. I spent a very pleasant day with him.
One night as mammals
Relationshit level: respect
Performance: good
Pleasure: more or less
Yupiii: nope